So maybe, possibly you want to be at the Corcoran today at 1:00...? Or maybe I imagined the whole thing. But I did hear it straight from the horse's--er, artists'--mouth(s). And we were all fairly sober at the time, too.
Sadly, I don't think I'm going to be able to play hooky today, so, hey, if you do hoof it over there, tell me how it went!