america's got a drinking problem

Sure, everyone's been talking week to week about who gets voted off of Work of Art, Bravo's reality TV show about contemporary gallery culture...but what about MARICAR, the performance artist who got voted off of America's Got Talent on NBC last night?

From her references to performance art's roots in action painting and happenings a la Alan Kaprow; to her self-objectification in performances referring to both popular culture and fetish...um...okay, I give up: This is just completely fucking terrible, and doesn't have anything to do with anything.

I wonder what Jerry Saltz would say. Or what Howie Mandel would say to Jerry. Anyway, see below.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/163867/americas-got-talent-week-7-maricar